Monday, September 26, 2011

Images: D&D... the Drinking Game!

Bobby, 10 years after the end of the show...



The "Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon Drinking Game!"

Take a shot whenever:
  • Venger says "Fool!"
  • Any kid says "Dungeonmaster!" in a tone of utter surprise when the little guy appears.
  • Any kid says "He's gone!" in the same tone after DM disappears.
  • Hank says "Oh no!"
  • Sheila says "I'm worried"
  • Uni repeats (in bleats) whatever Bobby says.
  • Hank repeats the gang's mission.
  • Hank says, "Come on, guys!"
  • Eric proves what a klutz he is by tripping and/or falling.
  • Eric says he wants to go home.
  • Eric makes a reference to his rich parents.
  • Diana says, "Let me try."
  • Sheila says, "Bobby, no!" or "Bobby, don't!"
  • Bobby ignores his sister.
  • Bobby threatens Eric.
  • You hear that wonderful aiiiiiiieeeeaaaagh! scream that belongs to the phantom kid. (is it Presto? is it Bobby? who knows!!)
  • Venger misses with a spell (you'd think that he'd hit something once in a while . . .)
  • An orc grunts instead of cutting one of the kids in two with his sword.
  • The kids ignore Uni's worried neighing and get into trouble.
  • Venger figures a really corny way of avoiding the words "kill" "death" or "dead." ("And she shall dream no more...")
  • The Cavalier, the guy with the shield that makes him practically invulnerable, hides behind someone else.
  • Bobby stupidly charges at something a million times his size (Tiamat).
  • The kids or the show make a Star Wars reference.
  • You wish Hank would just shoot the unicorn so that annoying whining would stop.
  • You, personally, would have kicked the crap out of the DM before he could tell another annoying riddle.
  • The kids save a kingdom or befriend a king, but are penniless the following episode.
  • You wonder why the kids didn't run around collecting extra weapons from the Dragon's Graveyard (note: does not have to happen while watching said episode)
  • You wonder how the kids are getting enough protein in their diet when they never seem to catch whatever-it-is that they're hunting for lunch.
  • Presto's hat does something pun-ish.
  • Hank's bow proves to be the all-around-best-weapon.
  • You wonder why Venger's head doesn't tilt to one side all the time.
  • The kids almost make it home, but decide not to.
  • You wonder why they bother. It looks like fun, doesn't it?
  • Venger, conqueror of the Realm, loses to six kids and a baby unicorn.

1 comments:

bliss_infinte said...

This has gotta be played Saturday mornings!

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