Bobby, 10 years after the end of the show...
The "Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon Drinking Game!"
Take a shot whenever:
- Venger says "Fool!"
- Any kid says "Dungeonmaster!" in a tone of utter surprise when the little guy appears.
- Any kid says "He's gone!" in the same tone after DM disappears.
- Hank says "Oh no!"
- Sheila says "I'm worried"
- Uni repeats (in bleats) whatever Bobby says.
- Hank repeats the gang's mission.
- Hank says, "Come on, guys!"
- Eric proves what a klutz he is by tripping and/or falling.
- Eric says he wants to go home.
- Eric makes a reference to his rich parents.
- Diana says, "Let me try."
- Sheila says, "Bobby, no!" or "Bobby, don't!"
- Bobby ignores his sister.
- Bobby threatens Eric.
- You hear that wonderful aiiiiiiieeeeaaaagh! scream that belongs to the phantom kid. (is it Presto? is it Bobby? who knows!!)
- Venger misses with a spell (you'd think that he'd hit something once in a while . . .)
- An orc grunts instead of cutting one of the kids in two with his sword.
- The kids ignore Uni's worried neighing and get into trouble.
- Venger figures a really corny way of avoiding the words "kill" "death" or "dead." ("And she shall dream no more...")
- The Cavalier, the guy with the shield that makes him practically invulnerable, hides behind someone else.
- Bobby stupidly charges at something a million times his size (Tiamat).
- The kids or the show make a Star Wars reference.
- You wish Hank would just shoot the unicorn so that annoying whining would stop.
- You, personally, would have kicked the crap out of the DM before he could tell another annoying riddle.
- The kids save a kingdom or befriend a king, but are penniless the following episode.
- You wonder why the kids didn't run around collecting extra weapons from the Dragon's Graveyard (note: does not have to happen while watching said episode)
- You wonder how the kids are getting enough protein in their diet when they never seem to catch whatever-it-is that they're hunting for lunch.
- Presto's hat does something pun-ish.
- Hank's bow proves to be the all-around-best-weapon.
- You wonder why Venger's head doesn't tilt to one side all the time.
- The kids almost make it home, but decide not to.
- You wonder why they bother. It looks like fun, doesn't it?
- Venger, conqueror of the Realm, loses to six kids and a baby unicorn.

1 comments:
This has gotta be played Saturday mornings!
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